That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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