you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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