That's intense
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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