If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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