then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ladies don't puke and tell
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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