you win again, gameday.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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