Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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