That's intense
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I touched a dick in church today
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
