belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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