I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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