i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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