North Korea, Best Korea!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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