omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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