Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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