If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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