uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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