found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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