Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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