i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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