at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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