I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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