He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
