He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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