Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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