Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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