too bad you live with your parents still
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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