So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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