oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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