Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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