I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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