This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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