i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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