if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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