just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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