Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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