my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
