why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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