kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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