babies were throwing up all over the place
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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