I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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