his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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