just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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