...so i touched it.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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