I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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