i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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