check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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