i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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