let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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