This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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