Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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