How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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