Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I would fuck him just for his dog
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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