so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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