her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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