Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
