Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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