Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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